Nov. 27, 2008






Puréed PumpkinHeads

As apprehensive I was before the game against the Dazed & Blue Horde from Annie’s TreeHouse, I was downright fearful as the ‘Cats were poised to meet the Ill-Annoy, especially regarding their offense.  Bottom line was: the Ill-Whine-I offense fielded the No. 1 yardage production offense in the Big 10/11 conference, better than that of the BCS-bound Inmates of State Penn or da BCS-wannabe Bucknuts, and one having a passing attack that was ranked among the best in Division 1A.  And to top it all off, the Ill-Whine-I featured an offensive weapon that had spelled doom to the ‘Cats’ D since the beginning of the new millennium: a fleet-footed, mobile and agile QB with a very strong arm. 

Conference and national media alike were singing the praises of Ill-Annoy’s athletic media darling QB, Juice Williams, even more than they had done with da BuckNut’s wunderkind QB, Terrell Pryor, who had torched the ‘Cats as much with his passing prowess as he had with his running abilities just 2 weekends previously.  What would this monstrously versatile QB do when he faced NU’s vulnerable secondary?  I shuddered at the thought. 

And not only did Ill-Annoy’s potent offensive weapons pose an intimidating competitive challenge, the motivational factor for the PumpkinHeads loomed large as well.  After having scratched and clawed their way valiantly to a very commendable share of the Big 10/11 conference championship in 2007, the Ill-Whine-I had underachieved much of their 2008 season, literally “mailing-in” whole games with piss-poor field play, and consequently stood on the brink of bowl eligibility at a 5-6 record.  Amazingly, Zook’s Crooks couldn’t get that 6th “W” last weekend from playing Western Michigan, a team hailing from the “supposedly weak” MAC, in their 11th game of 2008 – a late-campaign week when most other high quality, healthy football programs would have been playing their most effective and consistent ball of the season.  But that’s another story for another time.  Suffice it to say that the self-absorbed and dysfunctional PumpkinHeads’ viewed the “lowly MildCats” as their best last-chance opportunity to gain that final 6th win and progress beyond all their well-chronicled internal squabbling and inter-personnel strife.




How the ‘Cats Smashed the PumpkinHeads

Freshly Squeezed

Doc Hankwitz had his defense primed and loaded for bear last Saturday, and this focused, aggressive squad simply dogged and abused Juice Williams and every other Ill-Whine-I ball carrier for that matter with a purposeful vengeance.  The many various flavors of Doc’s 4-3-4 and 4-2-5/Roverback defensive sets worked to near perfection.  Bar none, this was the most effective overall exhibition by the ‘Cat D of the entire 2008 campaign, and truly, one that reflected the total lockdown defenses of the Fitz-powered ’95 and ’96 seasons. 

‘Cat DE Corey Wootton played like a man possessed as he continually crashed hard from his defensive corner and compressed the Ill-Annoy backfield straight into the face of the Juice.  Kevin Mims did the same from his opposite DE position, and between them both, they squeezed the bewildered and panicky Juice every time he dropped behind his evaporating pocket protection for 3 total sacks and many more hurries.  NU’s interior DL personnel went berserk as well, especially John Gill, stuffing their blockers at the LOS, gaining separation and penetrating gaps to harass and completely disrupt the flow of the Ill-Annoy ground game. 

Then there were the ‘Cat LBs.  What could I write that would do their collective performance justice?  Not much, to be quite frank.  Their field play was superb across all positions.  The LB tandem of Prince Kwateng and Nate Williams played their best individual games of the year and were in the shorts of every Ill-Whine-I ball carrier all afternoon, accounting for 11 and 10 tackles respectively.  OLB Quentin Davie made himself an irritating burr in the behind of the Juice on a regular basis, especially in support of the off-tackle rush. 

And then there was the nearly flawless run support of Brad Phillips, playing the cross-position role of Roverback, where he would creep-up from his original SS position close to the LOS just shading the outside shoulder of the DE and act as a 3rd or even 4th LB in Doc’s defensive front.  From there, Phillips either would shoot an inside gap within the OL, usually on a zone blitz, or crash the Ill-Annoy backfield from the defensive edge in a tandem pass rush stunt with the DE to that side.  Much of the Ill-Whine-I’s rushing attempts executed the QB-RB option, behind varied blocking schemes, to gain NU’s defensive corners at the LOS.  When this flow showed to his side, Phillips and his fellow safeties sprinted quickly to the LOS in run support, attacked the ball carrier with abandon and stoned these attempts for little or no gain.  The rush support techniques of the ‘Cat DBs was so effective and efficient, it almost appeared as if they had been part of the Ill-Annoy offensive huddle and had known exactly what run Juice and Co. planned to run.

Kudos to Doc Hankwitz and Jerry Brown on their defensive game plan strategies and schooling their players to identify, recognize and react to their reads correctly.  Those strategies and their associated tactical reads positioned everyone on NU’s defensive side of the scrimmage line to become a playmaker.  Ill-Annoy’s potent ground game was thoroughly thwarted in H-1, limiting this attack to a miniscule 15 yards on 14 rushing attempts.  It was a major contributor to the ‘Cats’ total field play domination in the opening half and completely demoralized the Ill-Whine-I the coaching staff and players.      



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Secondary’s Best
With the Ill-Whine-I rushing attack ground to a relative halt by NU’s defensive front 7 and Mr. Phillips, Ill-Annoy HC Ron Zook and his OC were forced to turn their yardage production over to their aerial attack and its pass-happy QB, Juice Williams.  Not such a bad switch either considering that Juice had recorded games where he had amassed passing yards in the 400’s several times this season.  But Zook and the Juice never envisioned the pressure-packed pasting that the ‘Cat defensive front 7 would lay on their passing attack coupled with the blanket coverage provided by the ‘Cat secondary.

Every time Juice dropped back behind his umbrella protection, his attention was redirected from scanning the ‘Cat secondary to looking over his shoulder at the unrelenting, unstoppable pass rush.  After the first of five sacks was delivered, Juice seemed more preoccupied in avoiding NU’s pass rush than in finding an open receiver; and when he did, it became a crap shoot regarding whether or not he could deliver the bean accurately to that target.  And the main beneficiaries of that forceful pass rush were NU’s DBs.  They were able to break on the throw and close on the target that slight fraction of a moment sooner, because Juice was telegraphing his intent.  Since his throws were off - sometimes just a little, other times quite a lot – the DBs could cheat ever so slightly in their coverage techniques.  All of this contributed greatly in limiting Juice to passing yardage statistics that were well under his average. 

When one considers that the Ill-Annoy passing game was ranked in the top 20 of Division 1A and the way that the ‘Cat DBs kept the Ill-Whine-I receiving corps under wraps for whole periods of the game, it was their best performance of the season. 

McCall’s Best
I’ve not been a fan of NU OC Mick McCall throughout much of NU’s 2008 campaign, especially his game plan strategies and game-time play calling.  Admittedly, he’s had a daunting coaching challenge when dealing with the myriad injuries to his most valuable offensive playmakers.  However, even when he has had the services of starting QB C.J Bacher, 1st team RB Tyrell Sutton, 2nd team RB Omar Conteh and many others, McCall has not had near the success that one might have expected when deploying his offensive attack schemes via these experienced veterans.  My greatest criticism is his insistence on employing a controlled “managed” passing attack on a continual basis, because, when facing a better, more experienced defensive secondary, its inherent advantages can be turned against the offense running it.  And in previous games it has, most notably against da BuckNuts and H-1 against the Dazed & Blue Horde, where the CBs fronted NU’s WRs and played bump-&-run while the safeties were set 8 yards off the LOS in run support-first mode that allowed their overall quickness and hair-trigger reactions to neutralize Bacher’s short-route passes. 

However, McCall, and perhaps even Fitz, might have had an epiphany of sorts at halftime against the Big Bad Blue Boys in the Big House. Coming out of the locker room in H-2 down by 7 and after having had his ‘managed” passing schemes literally managed into an offensive non-factor, McCall directed Bacher and his receiving crops to challenge the shallow & wide zone coverages of the Michigan DBs by employing the vertical pass - and to great effect.  Two downfield passes to WRs running skinny post routes into the Dazed & Blue deep middle 3rd zone on NU’s first 2 possessions in H-2 produced a TD score apiece, and gave the ‘Cats a 7 point lead that stood-up for the remainder of the game. 

With a viable, productive passing paradigm now identified and in place, McCall called upon his healthy, rejuvenated QB and WRs once again against the Ill-Whine-I.  In NU’s 1st possession of the game, McCall called a RB rush on 4 consecutive 1st downs, all stopped for small gains by an Ill-Annoy front 7 that was supported heavily by a secondary positioned in run support first mode, just like daOSU and Michigan had done.  Obviously Ill-Annoy’s defensive brain trust took a hint from those game films and crafted a similarly-based defensive game plan.  However, the trap was set for an effective reversal in down-distance play calling.  On the ‘Cats’ 2nd drive, McCall shuns the run and calls for the pass on 4 consecutive 1st downs, and on 6 of the first 8 plays of the possession, most thrown downfield, gaining good yardage while forcing the Ill-Whine-I DBs to abandon their run support-first sets and re-position themselves back-up to normal pass coverage depths.  On 1st down number 5 at the Ill-Annoy 19, C.J. executes another reversal by handing-off to Simmons for a lightning-quick 9-yard burst.  By pressing a pass-first tendency, the rush now became wide open simply because the Ill-Whine-I DBs couldn’t play up at the LOS and back in pass coverage at the same time.  McCall takes advantage, calling 4 more consecutive rushes, and NU gets the go-ahead TD.

The true balanced offensive attack is back, and McCall didn’t have to be convinced any further of its efficacy.  On NU’s next possession, McCall utilized an efficient mix of run-vertical pass-run-vertical pass and directed his O on a drive that gobbled-up 50 yards in 3 minutes for a 2nd TD and extended NU’s lead to 13, one that would hold for the rest of H-1. 

For the remainder of the game, McCall kept to his new-found balanced attack and the Ill-Annoy D never could regroup and counter with any type of consistency.   It was his best play calling of the entire 2008 season.  

2 Daggers
The 2 most important dagger plays of the game were both prelude and finish of the same possession.  The first dagger thrust into the still beating heart of the PumpkinHeads was the brilliant 51-yard punt return by Brendan Smith in Q4 that gave the ‘Cats a starting position on the Ill-Annoy 20.  With their backs in the shadow of their endzone, the Ill-Annoy defense was absolutely deflated and unresponsive.  The second dagger was applied 2 plays later when C.J. found his favorite WR, Eric Peterman, running a deep outside curl route, open by a full 2 steps at the Ill-Annoy goal line and completed a sweet pitch-and-catch delivery for the game-clinching TD.  It was the kill shot of the game which rendered the Ill-Whine-I unquestionably dead at the scene facing a 17 point deficit.  Essentially, it was game over from that point on.

Conclusion
The ease at which the Wildcats dispatched their in-state rivals was truly remarkable and underscored the progressive maturation process of the 2008 football team.  The ‘Cats totally eviscerated an Ill-Annoy team that had been prematurely anointed for a January 1 bowl bid by many media pundits with a cool confidence that was unfathomable in the preseason.  At the start of this season, I had my doubts whether the ‘Cats could or would fulfill their goals to not only win all 4 of their out-of-conference games but to make definitive field play statements in their Big 10/11 games against several conference championship contenders, like the Golden Rodents, and the Hog-Eyes.  I had high hopes, but I still needed to see it before I’d ever believe it.  Now I must say that seeing is believing.  I and many other members within the Wildcat Nation family have been privileged to witness this outstanding transformation.  Right now, the Northwestern Wildcats, under the mentorship of Fitz, Doc, McCall and the other position coaches, are a very good team and most certainly deserve their national ranking within Division 1A’s top teams. 

C.J. voiced it best in a post-game interview when he declared, “9 and 3 sounds pretty good to me.” 

And to me as well.  

The Waterboy        













The Waterboy is a former football player and a Northwestern alumnus.  Aside from these facts, he has no affiliation with Northwestern University.  The commentary he posts here is his own, and does not necessarily reflect the views of HailToPurple.com.


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